Florida is the home to all the freaks and morons the world over

[Jungle_Jim]

WTF??

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news...dangers_1.html
Driving while shaving private parts causes accident
> Posted by Barbara Hijek on March 6, 2010 11:15 AM

We all know the dangers of driving while texting or talking on a cell phone. Now Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates while driving, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat, reports keysnews.com.

It wasn't a close shave -- it was a total wreck.




"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

Megan Mariah Barnes should not have been driving.

The day before the wreck Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license.

After the accident Barnes and her ex-husband, Charles Judy, drove another half-mile, then switched seats. Judy then claimed that he was the driver.

But the burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying told another story. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, according to FHP.

Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Remember: stay focused when driving and use razor-sharp judgement.

Photo: Monroe County Sheriff's Office

[Yogamom]

Your post trumps them all, Jim!

[Mrs. Hein]

What I don't get is, if she were driving, how did she get burned from the passenger-side airbag deployment?

[Jungle_Jim]

What I don't get is, if she were driving, how did she get burned from the passenger-side airbag deployment?

Judy is the ex husbands last name, he had the burns on his chest.
There's a lot going on here, ex taking a road trip so she can get some, she's grooming while driving but he's steering, no license no insurance, leaving the scene.....

Her picture shows a face with some hard miles on it, looks older then her 37 years

[Mrs. Hein]

Judy is the ex husbands last name, he had the burns on his chest.
There's a lot going on here, ex taking a road trip so she can get some, she's grooming while driving but he's steering, no license no insurance, leaving the scene.....

Her picture shows a face with some hard miles on it, looks older then her 37 years

Oh, DUH! Sorry, the names confused me.

The story really does boggle the mind.

[Best Teach]

Ok so let me get this straight...she's with her EX HUSBAND driving to meet a boyfriend. She's shaving her bikini area, I am assuming because she plans on showing it to the boyfriend at some time during the visit. AND, she is shaving said area in front of ex husband. He even assists her by taking the wheel...what a guy. This is so, so wrong on so, so many levels!!!!

And Jim is right, she does look rough; aged.

[Mrs. Hein]

And Jim is right, she does look rough; aged.

DUIR does that to you. (Driving Under the influence of the Razor.)

And too much sun is bad, too! Let's hope they weren't driving a convertible.

[d-o-b]

Not only from FL but from Weston!!!!

Citizen reports kidnapping in Sunrise

A 29-year-old man did his civic duty when he saw two men carrying a man with a bag over his head to a dark-colored Jaguar and drop him in the trunk.

The incident occurred about 6:30 p.m. Feb. 20 in a parking lot at Sawgrass Mills, 12801 W. Sunrise Blvd. in Sunrise.

The witness took down the tag number and gave a vehicle description to a 911 operator.

After the vehicle eluded a perimeter, officers went to the registered address in Weston where they saw the Jaguar and questioned three men.

The men said they had just recreated a scene from the TV program Jackass by working the Trunk Buster prank during which a masked person is placed in a trunk at one location and ``busts'' out at another.

The ``practical jokers'' were strongly advised to never again attempt the Trunk Buster in a busy mall in the city of Sunrise.

[Jungle_Jim]

The men said they had just recreated a scene from the TV program Jackass by working the Trunk Buster prank during which a masked person is placed in a trunk at one location and ``busts'' out at another.

The ``practical jokers'' were strongly advised to never again attempt the Trunk Buster in a busy mall in the city of Sunrise.

Jackass....pretty much sums it up. They should have posted the all of their names.

[khill444444]

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...ylvanian_c.php

I don't know what's worse in the picture: the mohawk or the Hawaiian shirt.

Why do these freaks always end up in Florida?

[Yogamom]

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...ylvanian_c.php

I don't know what's worse in the picture: the mohawk or the Hawaiian shirt.

Why do these freaks always end up in Florida?

Roid rage.

[Jungle_Jim]

Roid rage.

Hem-Roid rage???

drunk P.I.A.

[Michael Klein]

Another Miami ponzi scheme. http://consumerist.com/2010/04/miami...zi-scheme.html

Mike

[Jungle_Jim]

......telling people they were investing -- risk-free and at interest rates upward of 26%.......

Come on, at some point people DESERVE to lose their money

[Jungle_Jim]

Drunk or just stupid?



From http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...0,234555.story
Report: Orlando man dies after jumping from Miami bridge on a dare
Sun Sentinel

MIAMI BEACH Divers found the body of an Orlando man who police think jumped off the MacArthur Causeway bridge on a dare Friday morning, WPLG-Ch. 10 reports.

The man was traveling in a car with some friends when he decided to get out and jump shortly after 6 a.m., police said.

Police divers found the body a few hours later.

The man's identity was not immediately released.

WSVN-Ch. 7 said the man was in his 20s and was with two friends visiting the area for the Memorial Day weekend.